Mall Madness

Zach and I went to the mall on Saturday to buy a fridge, washer and dryer and some make-up for me. (BTW- I know I didn't mention that we bought a house, but I only have 1 picture of it, so I plan to post about it when we move in a couple of weeks from now). While we were there, we wanted to take some time to think over the major purchases we were making, so we decided to head to the food court for lunch and ended up having sandwiches from Charley's. (Which rocks, by the way). After eating, Zach went back up to the counter to see if they gave re-fills and I threw our trash away and went to meet him. On my way, I saw a girl in front of Chik-Fil-a wearing one of those long sweaters (similar to this but long sleeved) with Uggs. Now, this wouldn't have been a problem except she wasn't wearing any pants (or leggings or tights or any leg coverings whatsoever). The sweater barely covered her arse and it was white (and hence, semi-see-through). My jaw dropped and I sped up, eager to share the news with Zach. When I saw him, I knew that he had seen her because his eyes were wide open, jaw was dropped and he was giggling. He started to talk about how short it was and why would she wear that and did she forget her pants today and (my favorite) that it was see through and he didn't think she was wearing underwear. This went on for 2-3 minutes and the whole time a guy who was 2 people in front of us kept looking back at us. After waiting a few minutes, we decided the re-fills weren't worth the wait and we started to walk off. We noticed Miss Sweater-Nopants walking towards where we had been and were shocked when she walked up to the same guy who had been giving us weird looks. Apparently we were talking shit about this girl in front of her boyfriend and he never even said a word. Needless to say, we hightailed it out of the food court.

On our way back to Sears to make our purchases, we passed Old Navy. Have you seen the mirrors they have in Old Navys that are attached to racks and kind of spread out in the open areas? Well, there was a girl standing at one of them picking her nose! It was right at the front of the store and the entire thing is windows, so everyone walking by could see her digging for gold. And it was definitely a pick, not a scratch. She did it the entire time we were walking by (and I know because we could. not. look. away.) Maybe she didn't realize that everyone could see her?

We left the mall that day with lighter pocketbooks, but not empty handed. Because in addition to our shiny new appliances (which we didn't really leave with since they have to be delivered) I left with blog fodder. I consider that a successful shopping trip.

PS- We played Mall Madness at our girls' night on Saturday. It was awesome.