Catnap

Someone is going to be very upset when we unpack our wedding gifts and start using them.

Say Hello to your Friends . . .

I'm back with another blast from the past. You all loved the Oregon Trail game so much that I know you'll enjoy this. You can thank me later. I am going to my parents' house tomorrow and you can bet your sweet ass I'll be bringing back some of my favorite BSC volumes home with me to revisit.

I wed, therefore I drink

Zach and I are some pre-planning fools. We went to Specs last Thursday and bought all our wine, champagne and liquor for the wedding. This seemed like a good idea at the time.

Now here I am, 4 days later. My wedding is in 19 days, 1 hour and 4 minutes. I have approximately 1973104712389061850610 things left to do before then. I have 40 sorry excuses for human beings that can't effin' write their name, check a box and drop the RSVP in the %!&(@*(%&) mailbox, already! My mom is in prime Momzilla mode and calls me 75 times a day reminding me of things I need to do and asking what I want them to do. Umm, everything mmmmkay? I have a fiance who (for all intents and purposes) lives 90 miles away for the next 2 weeks (at which point it will be 5 days, 0 hours and 59 minutes until the wedding). And to top it all off, I have approximately $1000 worth of glorious, delicious, sleep-inducing, stress-erasing alcohol THAT I CAN'T DRINK BECAUSE IT'S FOR THE WEDDING sitting right here taunting me.