I am watching Bridezillas and one of the girl's bridesmaids has a daughter named . . . Miracle. Oh my god. Seriously. You should have to take some sort of test before you are allowed to procreate. One of the test questions should be to list all possible names you would consider naming any offspring you may be lucky enough to figure out how to create (since I'm assuming that if you would name your child Miracle that you're working with fewer brain cells than the rest of us). If you list Miracle, Nevaeh (spell it backwards), anything with a title (Sir, Lady, etc) punctuation or more than one capital letter in it , or any mispelled names (Destanee, Alivia, Jennipher, Izzabelluh or Pacience) then your reproductive organs will be immediately confiscated for the greater good of humanity.
Sunday, September 02, 2007
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I would like to object to Sir or Lady being part of the name as a part of the test. I think it would be pretty darn funny to name my kid Sir or Lady something. But really, it's my theory that there should be birth control in the water and you should be required to get a license to get the antidote.
Well, there is this girl on the Nest who is a teacher and a kid in her class is named Sir Princess ( a boy) so I guess I was thinking of that. That might fall more under some sort of gender-confusion rule.
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