It's confession time. For you non knottie/ nestie types, BOTB stands for . . . *gulp* . . .coughBabiesontheBraincough. That doesn't mean we're planning on trying any time soon (like, not in the next 8 months, at least) and don't think that we'll tell you when we are trying because that is just icky.
But, my internet time has been so boring lately, what with no wedding to plan. I mean, it's just useless to look at photographers/ dresses/ flowers/ centerpieces when you know that 1) you'll never need them again (because seriously- if I ever have to do the marriage thing again, we're going to the courthouse. No, that is a total lie- I would have a big "to-do" for a wedding even if I got married in Elizabeth Taylor proportions. And all of you would buy me a present and come to the wedding and LIKE IT, dammit) or 2) you won't be able to force any of your brilliant ideas onto your friends, because for some reason, they INSIST on planning their own weddings with ideas that they like. Jerks.
So, I digress. I needed something new to look at on the net and since I am uber-cool and currently live with my husband, my cat, my dog, and my PARENTS (try not to be jealous), it just makes me sad to look at homes/ garden stuff/ decor. Also, Zach said I am not allowed to look at pet sites any more. What a meanie. Anywho . . . so, to fulfill my internet time I either needed to develop a porn addiction or a baby addiction. And babies are so much cuter. :)
My main question is, would it be sick to buy this now even though my future children are not even a twinkle in my eye? 
I originally liked this: 
But the peacock is new. No, you may not ask how I know that.
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Forgive me Father, for I have BOTB
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Halloween costumes make ME want to have a baby to dress in. They are cute, but it's something about the footless thing that weirds me out. I prefer the cute animal ones that don't make the baby look legless.
If you had a legless baby though that would be the perfect way to make it look normal in photos to send to your friends.
lol to stephanie's comments!
also, i am a total knottie junkie as of 2 months ago, and i totally read your knot-speak! good to know what to expect when the message boards become mute...
You can force your brilliant ideas on me. If I ever get engaged. In fact, can I just have your whole wedding planner binder? :)
I have COTB--cats on the brain. I just adopted a third. Dawn told me I've officially crossed the line to cat lady. But I had no control over this one. I opened the door one day and she trotted in my apartment and wouldn't leave. What was I supposed to do? I can't have kids now because I have too many cats.
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